Welcome, listeners, to Robots vs. Vampires! Get ready for a tale that'll make you question everything you thought you knew about vampires!
Imagine a vampire who's more likely to hit the library than a blood bank! Meet Milo, a fangless teen vampire who's the laughingstock of his clan! His dad's throwing shade like it's a garlic grenade, his peers are all, "Dude, where's your bite?" and even the neighborhood werewolves are like, "Seriously?"
But Milo's not giving in to the peer pressure. He's got brains and a thirst for knowledge, not blood. This outcast vampire is hitting the books, learning ancient lore, and basically becoming a vampire scholar ninja!
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